bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via trust)


meladoodle:

follow the yolo brick road

(via asian)


bewbin:

why are children so short? what are they doing down there?

(via wartortles)


seniorgato:

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

don’t be mean that is emotionally draining. Like when ever i see somebody eating vegetables it makes me feel so sick. Like don’t you have any compassion. that’s what allows us to breathe. like come on people


CONSPIRACY THEORY

cyberjock:

cyberjock:

Steve Jobs is still alive and working with the reptilian President (AKA Obama) to insert Chemtrails INTO the iPhones. Think about it, why else would they make them bigger?

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(via wartortles)


consulting-detective-of-luuurve:

lilysinthefall:

ursus-austrum:

amroyounes:

How about some love for a good police officer?

Officer Gaetano Acerra

Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for the teen.

So he bought him one. A big queen sized one.

He also bought him a Tv and someone donated a Wii, so now they play whenever Officer Gaetano Acerra has a chance

He also plans to get him a dresser, mirror, and a hamper. Among other things he needs but cannot afford.

People. They’re not ALWAYS a bunch of bastards.

http://www.wsmv.com/story/25459694/police-officer-goes-above-and-beyond-for-sumter-teen

The corruption needs to go.
This guy can stay.

This guy should teach the rest of them what being a police officer means bc I’m positive most of them forgot

Okay… I don’t dislike all cops.

(via queen-of-fallen-angeles)


guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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(via bastille)


starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

(via surprisebitch)


meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(via fruitcrocs)